Age 27.
Appearance Constantly obscured by a hideous looking pair of futuristic cyberglasses.
Is she an inventor Or from the future No wait she's a cyborg Not quite. She's the Google Glass marketing manager.
Oh. And reportedly Sergey Brin's new girlfriend.
Oh. Sergey Brin the co founder of Google Lucky her. I wonder what she could have possibly seen in the multi billionaire techno omnilord. You're being very cynical today. By all accounts Rosenberg seems like a pretty interesting person.
Really Well she was born in Hong Kong moved to Britain and was educated at the same school as Kate Middleton and Princess Beatrice ...
Hmm Then she upped and moved to San Francisco all by herself which demonstrates considerable bravery. Most importantly she seems to have a good sense of humour. Or at least she once openly mocked a bag for having LOVE written on it which admit it is quite endearing.
Ah she has an online presence. How does she describe herself The word misanthrope comes up quite a lot. As does Chew Chinese Jew which was apparently used in her Google profile at some point before it was replaced with a giant photo of her wearing a pair of Google Glass spectacles.
She's got a Google page too No wonder she's a misanthrope. Steady on. She is going out with a billionaire after all.
A married billionaire with two kids to be fair. Yes there is that. Although Brin and his wife have reportedly been living apart for a number of months so there's no suggestion that she's directly responsible for any sort of breakup.
Well then. She's happy. He's happy. His wife will presumably get some sort of colossal payoff. Everyone's happy. She does still have to wear those horrible glasses every day though.
Yeah that sucks. I know. It must be like having a Segway stuck to your face.
Do say OK Glass.
Don't say Can I take these off now Sergey
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